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Noory seems excited, at least. But I wonder how much of that is
advertisement bravado. I've watched my fair share of these
original Sci Fi investigative shows in the past, and I'm sorry
to say that they usually don't end well for those involved.
Maybe Into the Unknown will be different...I guess we'll
find out tonight. But I fear Noory and the Sci Fi execs may have
overestimated the Coast to Coast appeal.
I hope for the best for Noory, but if this venture flops, could
it mark the end of the Nooring-out of Coast?
Side projects have always been a part of Coast to Coast AM.
Although I hadn't yet been turned on to the show at the time,
I've heard more than a few stories about Art Bell's book
hawking. More recently, Art was by no means silent when it came
to promoting his and Whitley Strieber's co-writing credits on
The Day After Tomorrow. Heck, we've even had to endure the
absurdity that is Art Bell's Pizza Punch--Which I still plan to
purchase one of these days.
When it comes to George, however, his branching out has been
pretty hit or miss.
I'm speaking mostly about Worker In the Light, of course.
I can't much say anything personally about the quality of
Noory's debut authorial attempt--as I have yet to pick it up,
and have no real desire to do so--but from the looks of it so
far, audience reception has been little more than mild. I'm sure
it's good for what it is, but its overall theme is something I
find little interest in. And it appears that I'm not alone.
George loves to throw numbers around regarding high nightly
listenership for the show, but his book sales aren't nearly as
impressive. Current Amazon sales records rank Worker
somewhere in the 16,000's. Not bad for a first try, but I
wouldn't be surprised if I found it sitting on a For Sale rack
at Borders.
So why aren't Coast listeners following the hosts into
other mediums? I'd say the show is still as popular as ever--it
seems every few weeks George announces a new affiliate or #1
slot in a key area--so why is it Noory's TV debut has been such
an uphill battle? The easy answer could be that Noory has a face
for radio. I don't want to be too hard on him, but his gift is
in voice, and maybe he should stick to what he's good at. But I
think the more accurate reason for host side projects having a
difficult time at it is due to a profound lack of understanding
of the Coast audience.
For me, I listen to and enjoy Coast to Coast AM because
its so different from everything else out there. Not only are
the guests, topics, hosts, and callers so out-there in
comparison to what else can be found on AM radio, but the medium
itself is abnormal. Although I listen to the show primarily via
web stream, I make an effort to catch the most hyped shows on a
good ol' terrestrial radio. There's just something about the
late-night mood set when listening to a show about ghosts while
cowering in your bed. That's your Coast audience right
there...the weirdoes who stay up late to listen to a show about
ghosts on AM radio. Somehow I think television wont be able to
capture the magic that makes the Coast radio show
popular.
There is definitely some cross-over between Coast fans and Sci
Fi watchers, but I think ultimately they chose the wrong
channel. Keep in mind, this is the network that canceled a show
like Stargate Sg-1 and failed to boost ratings for the heavily
acclaimed Battlestar Galactica, yet has seen great success in
cheap, direct-to-DVD horror yarns and entertainment wrestling.
If I'm looking to be simply entertained, I hit up Sci Fi. But I
don't think I can have much respect for anything hard-hitting
that shares a network with movies like Ice Spiders and
SS Doomtrooper. But, from the looks of it, I think that's
where they wanted to go with Into the Unknown. With a
guest like Gary Busey for the pilot, it seems they're going for
the kooky sideshow feel of, say, a day-time talk show.
But alright, that's enough speculation for now. I don't want to
over-analyze this or hype it up to the point that it's doomed to
failure. Be sure to check back next week for my full review of
the pilot.